Arrogant Elitist Snob

cabbagepatchcat:

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Hey tumblr

It’s been years but I’m B A C K what did I miss

Nice seing you back…

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Originally posted by wemadeitoutofthewoods

What have you been up to since you’ve gone?

we-are-not-amoosed:

ilikesallydonovan:

sirfrogsworth:

sirfrogsworth:

I’m tired of the myth that Ronald Reagan drove in on an eagle-shaped bulldozer and dismantled the Berlin Wall all by himself. A lot of the credit actually goes to the protestors who vigilantly pressured the government. 

Also, the beginning of the Wall Fall was the result of an incompetent bureaucrat.

When the wall started to fall on November 9th, it was a mistake. In the face of mass protests against the regime in 1989 and thousands of East Germans seeking refuge at West German embassies in Eastern Europe, East German leaders waived the old visa rules stating that citizens needed a pressing reason for travel, such as a funeral or wedding of a family member. 

East Germans would still have to apply for visas to leave the country, but they would supposedly be granted quickly and without any requirements. Yet the Communist Party official who announced these changes, Guenter Schabowski, missed most of the key meeting about the travel procedures and went unprepared to a news conference. In response to reporters’ questions about when the new law would take effect, he said, “Immediately, without delay.” Schabowski left the impression that people could immediately cross the border, though he meant to say they could apply for visas in an orderly manner. 

Over the next several hours, thousands of East Berliners gathered at the checkpoints along the wall. Since the country’s leaders hadn’t intended to completely open the border, the supervisors at the crossing points had received no new orders. The chief officer on duty at the Bornholmer Street checkpoint, Harald Jaeger, kept calling his superiors for guidance on how to handle the growing mass of increasingly angry East Berliners expecting to be let through. Jaeger finally gave up around 11:30 p.m. and allowed people to pass through en masse. Guards at other crossing points soon followed suit. The East German regime never fully regained control.

Perhaps instead of Reagan, we should build a statue of Guenter Schabowski worriedly looking at his watch. The plaque can have the caption, “I hope I didn’t miss anything important at that meeting.”

I posted this in the middle of the night and didn’t know it would connect with so many. But shitting on Reagan and correcting whitewashed history is a favorite pastime of mine, so I guess it would make sense others would feel the same. 

Schabowski was also the only person higher up in the GDR hierarchy who admitted that that state has caused lots of suffering.

Ex-fucking-scuse me, but Americans think/thought that Reagan was responsible for the fall of the Berlin Wall and not the East German people?!?

And every German knows that it was actually David Hasselhoff who brought down the wall by singing “Looking for Freedom” on it.

fryingpanninja:

Does anybody know where I can find the version of this promo art where they are in the Snuggly Duckling? It’s the final rendering of an early Glen Keane concept piece (which I put next to it for reference), but I can’t find it to save my life. I want to use it as a wallpaper. TIA!!!

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Happy to comply…should be sufficient for a wallpaper.

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[edit] meh…tumbler resized it… so here a link https://imgur.com/g1MpiFY

langernameohnebedeutung:

standingonabeachatsunset:

culturefrancaise:

segretecose:

the notion of “captain america” is so funny to me because imagine that transposed to literally any other country. like. if i ever saw a man in a green white and red body suit that goes by the name capitan italia i would immediately go get rope to hang that bastard upside down in piazzale loreto

Capitaine France. Dissertez.

Kapitän Deutschland would be a character that raised quite a few eyebrows, making one half of Germans think that it’s yet another misguided image campaign for the (captain of the) national football team by the German Football Association, while the other half wonders what the ring-wing party AfD were up to. A few days later, it would be revealed that it’s actually someone invented by Jan Böhmermann (host of the most prominent German satire tv show) to make fun of the concept of “We need a superhero to save us in these trying times”.

That or a really out-of-touch attempt to sell seafood.

That would be Capitano Italia, Cazzone!

And Kapitän Deutschland … as a German i… i have no words for this abomination…

Flughafen BER ist fertig

Anonymous

mitarbeiter:

official-german-puns:

sie wollen, dass du das glaubst

Doch, es stimmt wirklich! ✈

LIIIIIIIEEEEEES!!!!!!

flytomebluebird:

reblog this in 30 seconds or your wish will not come true

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zacefronsbf:

modelinterrupted:

myheart-istheworstkindofweapon:

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

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that-phat-chic-deactivated20200:

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This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.